Blog Of Neil Lord Guitang

INDAY JOKES (ang ingliserang katulong)
1
Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my
proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made
initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices
could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate
supply and demand which we also monitor on a hourly basis. - si inday,
nagpapaalam para mamalengke

2.
Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well
engineered design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium
with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ. - sagot
ni inday ng tanungin ng amo bakit may bukol si junior

3.
I want to persevere in life. I want to break free from where I am. I
want to travel the world, see all the beautiful sights and sceneries.
I want to be complete! - Naks si Inday, pwedeng model ng Centrum


4.
Amo: Alam mo Inday, bakit di ka na lang mag-callcenter,
paingles-ingles ka naman?

Inday: I don't think that I want to have easy money for I know that
choosing such employment is already limiting myself from experiencing
enthusiastic ways of expressing what I feel by means of what I do,
thus imprisoning myself with an incapable mind which will result to
doubt and uncontentment.

Amo: Ay ewan ko sa iyo! Dinudugo na ako!

5.
Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and
malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate
society's perception of our profession! - Si Inday, tumatangging
makipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay sa oras ng siesta

6.
It's hard to run from a feeling that haunts you every now and then,
painful to tell your heart that you don't need it. You keep on
pretending that you are better to be alone, when in fact you feel so
empty. But why take chances if you see no hope? Why try if there's
nothing to win for? Sometimes, it pays to wait. Never hurry, let
infatuation die a natural death and give birth to true love when it's
time. - advice ni Inday sa amo niyang broken-hearted

7.
I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all
night. How it burns and makes your heart beat fast. Especially how it
makes you crave for its rich and sweet promises of grains, milk, and
sugar. Moments later, it puts you into a melancholic mood of coolness.
Before you realize, it has consumed you before you should have
consumed it. Empty. Hollow. Bitter. Then again. You crave for another cup.
Just like love. - Si Inday nag-eemote sa Starbucks

8.
"It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can
only imagine how you can handle schizophrenic kids on this educational
institution. Revise your policies because it sucks!" - si Inday kasama
si Junior sa principal's office

9.
Inday: Dear mother, had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have
collapsed a moment ago. Junior has become a little monster to me.
Remember the head accident he had? As if I wasn't enough, he was
summoned by the principal of his shabily run academe. Oh, such an
erudite bunch of baboons! I never thought being a governess can be
such strenous employ!

Tatay: Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital ang nanay mo,
dumugo ang ilong kakabasa ng pesteng sulat mo!

10.
How do I stop falling for someone? How do I defy the pull of gravity?
Can I just flee? Flee before I hit the ground and suffer the pain and
tell myself: "Why do I choose to fall in the first place, when I know
from the start, that someone's never gonna be there to catch me
anyway?. - tanong ni Inday sa sarili niya ng mainlove siya sa amo niya

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