Blog Of Neil Lord Guitang

1.
"Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean
I've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'll
have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!", -reaction ni
Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia

2.
"Potatoes, when consumed in their raw state are rapidly converted to
glucose that raises insulin levels because of its simple sugar. When
cooked in high temperatures like French fries, they produce large
amount of free radicals in the body causing aging, clotting,
inflammation, cancer, weight gain. One French fry is worse than one
cigarette." - sagot ni Inday nang tanungin bakit di siya nagluluto ng
French Fries

3.
"Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino
delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic
process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods,
the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the
market.", -banat ni Inday kung bakit walang "kangkong" sa nilutong sinigang

4.
"Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration
occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and
anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substance
results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness." -sagot
ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior

5.
Mister: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV??!!!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing!

6.
"Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to
one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a
break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once
had." - sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff

7.
Misis: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?
Inday: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and
the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount
rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the
chair. This in accordance with PAS 18 on Revenue, PAS 16 on Property,
Plant, and Equipment, and PAS 36 on Impairment of Assets! - si Inday CPA din pala.

8.
Amo: Bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in weather patterns might have occurred, wreaking
havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates
that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path
it was heading for.
Amo: ganon?!

9.
Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution! - si Inday, pinapaalis ang
makulit na pulubi sa gate

10.
"Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages
and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment inflicted
upon you!" - pinagbabawalan ni Inday na maglikot ang mga bata