Blog Of Neil Lord Guitang

1.
NUNG BATA PA SI INDAY.
Nanay: Day, bat ba ang tigas tigas ng ulo mo?
Inday: Nay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles.
Nanay: Day, anong nakain mo? I'm pertubed by your words!
Inday: Nay, ala namang gantihan.

2.
"Thank you for calling. This is Inday How can I provide you world
class service today?" - si Inday, nag call center na, finally!

3.
I certainly believe that though we didn't make it for the sixth time,
still the noise of our crowd was enough to conquer the Big Dome. The
yells and cheers of the true champion couldn't be beaten by those who
think that they "rock". Wasn't it shameful to enjoy a regime with a
point difference? Knowing that they exerted enough effort, duh? At
least, deep within me, I aggressively defend my "Go Uste"! Eventhough
we did fell on our first pyramid. - reaction ni Inday sa nakalipas na
UAAP Cheerdance

4.
Did it ever occur to you that the ultraviolet rays of the idiot box
can bring harmful radiation to the retinal area. It could lead to
blurred vision, worse, permanent blindness. - pinagalitan ni Inday si
junior sa sobrang lapit manood ng TV.

5.
Amo: Nabalitaan mo na ba ang nangyari kay Mang Tomas, nakulong ata
kasi bumili ng nakaw na cellphone kahit inosente siya?
Inday: Ganun talaga yung Ati!
Amo: Aba, nagmamarunong ka na ha?
Inday: According to the provisions of the law of obligations and
contracts, in that case, the law has the presumption that "ignorance
of the law excuses no one from compliance thereof"
Amo: ganun? (dugo ilong!)

6.
Don't limit my capacity to the four corners of this luxurious abode.
Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world because I want
to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences. - si Inday,
nagrereklamo dahil ayaw siyang isama ng amo niya sa Enchanted Kingdom

7.
Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat
siya kay Inday.
Amo: So Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a
mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?
Inday: Una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu
casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable.
Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no
puedo porque esta casa es fea.
Amo: (Tulala!)

8.
Nagmamani: ah mani mani mani malutong mani kayo dyan oh! Limang piso
lang mani kayo dyan oh!
Inday: Mr. Peanut, are those nuts cropped from a high class soil
fertilized through an advanced agricultural method to produce a rich
tasted appetizer which you, Mr. Peanut, dried it in a premium grade 0%
fat canola oil with a low salt solution to consider those low
cholesterol diet practitioner like me?
Nagmamani: Pakyu!